Peas Please!: Lint of the naval

17 06 2008

Peas Please!, where we whinge and whine about things we’d like to see, but will never get. If you listen to mugglecast, you’d call it ‘Gimme a butterbeer’.

Nowadays, people want stuff. And lots of it. Money, power, sex, fame and drugs. But the thing that hits me, sometimes stronger than the immorality of society, is the unwillingness to work for such things!! Far from the concept of serving one another, people are becoming too lazy to even serve themselves. It horrifies me that people won’t walk down the street, make a phonecall, or even press a button. The most perfect example of such laziness presents itself to me every single day.

Moon-Unit (who’s name has been changed for protection from ninjas) exclaims, each morning, his life-long urge to own a (dare i say) rather useless appliance (let’s call it a belly-button brush). But what does he do? Sit back and wait for a miracle. Honestly, Moon-Unit is going to have a lot of belly-button lint if he doesn’t act like a zirtec.

So today’s lesson? Not much. Nothing more than to express my frustration at the laziness of society, and it’s unwillingness to do anything about it. I still remain shocked that Al-Qaeda (who’s training manual i have been reading) members are willing to kill themselves for a result they will not see, yet we often [insert explanation about Vogans saving grandmas] for not much at all.

Eric, slayer of magical beasts




7 responses

17 06 2008

Eric you need to sign off your posts! Lol i was gunna do it for u but i thought that’d be invading your territory too much (i already corrected two typos :D).
So…after my removal of Paul’s apostrophe i guess i’m editor of the pea. Unles you guys are secretly editing my mistakes too. ha ha
Nic eto see you catching up on posts! lol
Also, clarify please what exactly peas please! entails?

17 06 2008

what apostrophe!?
and alyssa – u can’t talk! i had to add your name to your last post!

18 06 2008

lol u put one in happenings –> happening’s
Oh im sorry, but
“Unless you guys are secretly editing my mistakes too…”
thank you though, thank u

19 06 2008

for starters, why has my post become a discussion board?!
and alyssa, i just fixed 1 of ur mistakes! =P
now im off to carry on being sick
good day

19 06 2008

i love how the author’s comments are nice and green.
like a pea.

15 07 2008
thecakeisaREALITY AS OF TODAY!!!

that’s not really green; its more yellow, and definitely not like any peas i’ve ever grown!
i like how Firefox has a built in spellchecker, its pretty cool
back 2 english.

21 07 2008

its kind of a poo green, although excriment could never be that colour. safari also has spell check. and its just 10 000 x better. you’re a nong.
yea, take that.

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